Category: What Would Brian Bevan Say?

After 126 days the podcast returns. Festooned in prop positivity, centre anxiety, ticking clocks, a rebadged Tacklebags – or whatever it’s called, an updated HAL, bungalow surveillance, caveats, one too…

With Sam on-the-edge following a ridiculous Super League disciplinary appeal and a half marathon pencilled in for Sunday, can he endure a two hour review of Warrington’s year? Dennis safely…

No episode today because of the The Queen’s funeral but we will be back next Monday. 

With an antenna stuck up his arse in the Highlands of Scotland, Dennis endeavours to put a positive weak Wi-Fi spin on Daryl’s plans. Sam returns from Wales with a…

Did Dufty single-handedly save Wire from relegation? Has Sam put his Ben Currie picture back up? Will Oliver Holmes take Dennis’ camper van advice and purchase an Outwell 324 with…

With two more losses and Warrington on the verge of relegation, Dennis endeavours to remain positive. But with Sam having just returned from Chicken Fest, will Dennis’ positivity fall fowl…

It’s been a month since the last podcast, so has Daryl Powell been able to turn things around at Warrington or, has he now become their player-coach? Dennis overheats and…

With the podcasters not privy to Wakefield Warrington footage, Daniel steps in, but beware – his soundbite comes with a government health warning. Live on air, Rob’s reprimanded by his…

With Warrington reaching a 21st century low point, and within touching distance of their own Jubilee Championship, Rob finally blows his top. Dennis enjoys a Dorset nob in his quest…

As Warrington make it to nearly halfway through their regular season, the podcast opens its patreon jubilee lounge. There’s live breaking news of the signing of a new prop, but…

The podcast bites into Wire’s defeat to the pie eaters with a thin crust of knowledge and a limited shitistical filling. Dennis is handcuffed to a radiator but still manages…

It’s been three games and three weeks since the last episode, but with Rob suffering from covid – though I doubt he’ll mention it – will he have the energy…

With so many questions, is the podcast on the brink of having Daryl Powell on to provide all the answers? A gin-less Dennis insults all of Sydney before promoting Stockholm,…

With Warrington making it three losses in a row, the podcast turns to guest host, agony aunt Claire Rayner, for the answer to waning relationships. Sam finds himself critiquing the…

It’s a fortnight of mixed emotions following Warrington’s French Connections – but just how long under Joe Philbin’s current metre averages would it take for him to reach the Eiffel…

It’s all smiles at the Halliwell Jones as Warrington make it two wins from two. And it’s not only the fans in a happy mood – are the players enjoying…

It’s a fresh start at Warrington under new coach Daryl Powell, but why is he running with the idiom ‘putting the cart before the horse’? Yes, “What would Brian Bevan…

Maiden Voyage Runcorn Bridge Primrose Submarine Jiffy’s Tug Boat Customs Office Phil Clarke de Clerk The Rock of Giblets H(a)ddersfield Bermuda Triangle A Crew of Cutthroat Pirates Stevie’s Seafaring Acronym…

After three excruciating years of Price and his Super League failures, the podcast searches for a solution to the ongoing Warrington shit show. Sam considers giving up watching the Wire…

There’s a guest appearance from Wire fan Dom but was he really expecting to see Rob apply cream to his hemorrhoids? Dennis has covid, although he adopts a Price hard-nosed…