With both Sam and Rob under the weather it’s left to Dennis to prop-up the podcast, but are there any props left? We discover how Warrington exaggerates Josh McGuire’s metres, what an NRL bunker’s video referee’s fit girlfriend looks like, and how moving Gil Dudson into the bungalow to work on his legs is a good idea. We camper van there and back to France, in what seems like excruciatingly real time. Plus, there’s a commune crucifixion, and can you resurrect a tax deduction to offset the capital gains behind a pair of Tanya Arnold’s sexy silk stockings? Enjoy.