Category: What Would Brian Bevan Say?

With the podcasters not privy to Wakefield Warrington footage, Daniel steps in, but beware – his soundbite comes with a government health warning. Live on air, Rob’s reprimanded by his…

With Warrington reaching a 21st century low point, and within touching distance of their own Jubilee Championship, Rob finally blows his top. Dennis enjoys a Dorset nob in his quest…

As Warrington make it to nearly halfway through their regular season, the podcast opens its patreon jubilee lounge. There’s live breaking news of the signing of a new prop, but…

The podcast bites into Wire’s defeat to the pie eaters with a thin crust of knowledge and a limited shitistical filling. Dennis is handcuffed to a radiator but still manages…

It’s been three games and three weeks since the last episode, but with Rob suffering from covid – though I doubt he’ll mention it – will he have the energy…

With so many questions, is the podcast on the brink of having Daryl Powell on to provide all the answers? A gin-less Dennis insults all of Sydney before promoting Stockholm,…

With Warrington making it three losses in a row, the podcast turns to guest host, agony aunt Claire Rayner, for the answer to waning relationships. Sam finds himself critiquing the…

It’s a fortnight of mixed emotions following Warrington’s French Connections – but just how long under Joe Philbin’s current metre averages would it take for him to reach the Eiffel…

It’s all smiles at the Halliwell Jones as Warrington make it two wins from two. And it’s not only the fans in a happy mood – are the players enjoying…

It’s a fresh start at Warrington under new coach Daryl Powell, but why is he running with the idiom ‘putting the cart before the horse’? Yes, “What would Brian Bevan…

Maiden Voyage Runcorn Bridge Primrose Submarine Jiffy’s Tug Boat Customs Office Phil Clarke de Clerk The Rock of Giblets H(a)ddersfield Bermuda Triangle A Crew of Cutthroat Pirates Stevie’s Seafaring Acronym…

After three excruciating years of Price and his Super League failures, the podcast searches for a solution to the ongoing Warrington shit show. Sam considers giving up watching the Wire…

There’s a guest appearance from Wire fan Dom but was he really expecting to see Rob apply cream to his hemorrhoids? Dennis has covid, although he adopts a Price hard-nosed…

With Warrington’s third place finish assured, the podcast asks the big questions. Were the ingredients of Sam’s pie at the Huddersfield game a metaphor for Wire’s performance? Will aliens soon…

Is it postponements or cancellations, and just how many tickets can you roll over? Yes, the podcast embraces yet another week of clusterfuck Super League. Dennis looks closely at essential…

With the Olympics in full swing, the podcast puts together its best 10 Wire players to compete in a Decathlon. A refreshing change sees Sam frame his shitistics precisely, unlike…

What would Brian Bevan say returns, but has a long absence, a stint in the  jungle and the Euro’s left the podcasters with match day amnesia? Sam brings his plagiarised…

Just how thin is Warrington’s right-edge defence, Rob asks, before coming up with a list of comparisons. Warning – Sam breaks his record for expletives, and Dennis becomes all confused…

With Wire’s marquee halfback full of beans, Warrington become the most attacking side in Super League, but has Toby King been hoodwinked by Simon Moran’s percentages? A homesick George turns…

With fans back at the Halliwell Jones cheering on the Wire, the podcast ironically has no applause for Stevie’s team selection. Rob finds himself babysitting as his 6th wife deserts…