Top 10 Bed Flutes
For the ladies we list the Top 10 celebrity bed flutes, Staff Writers nail another big scoop, Police call the…
Blown
Manly blows its Turbo,the Titans blow a rolled gold opportunity, and Ivan blows his poopoo valve
What we’d give for Ninth
Tigers fans finally get to read some press about their club,Green and Maroon refuse to be seen, and Ricky makes…
Bulldogs Culture
Latrell Mitchell heads off shooting and riding motorbikes, Lachlan Lewis opens an online store, and the Tigers are already gone…
Ninth Out of Reach
OnlyFans decides to not be OnlyFans anymore, Josh Dugan strengthens the Lithgow Shamrocks attack and Adam Elliot’s career heads to…
Tapering to the Semis
Betting agencies in North Korea are going broke, Parramatta start tapering before the semis and God tells Christian lady to…
Dead Man Walking
The worlds largest Athletics carnival comes to a close, Coach Cranky probably set to try Taumololo at fullback and Brad…
The Loss the Tigers needed before the Semis
For the first time ever Wayne Bennett leaves a club as a Milf arrives, the Chinese government thinks weightlifters are…
Margaret Cures Covid
Api Koroisau does a bit of people smuggling, the Tokyovid Sports Carnival is in full swing, and Margaret Court cures…
Brokeback Mitch
Mitch Moses heads off to Brokeback Mountain, Gus Gould grabs a new tracksuit and the Games kick off in Tokyovid
Magic Month
Queensland hosts a month of Magic Rounds, Jai Arrow tries out for the Dragons and Origin 3 heads to the…
Jacking up the Bed
Freddy builds an ark and calls Moses, the Dragons play hide-n-seek and Craig Lowndes is scammed by a Nigerian Prince
Breaking the Premiership Window
NSW mourns the loss of freedom, Queensland mourns the loss of rugby league and Penrith mourn the loss of the…
Blowing Up!
The Broncos are blowing up, Jimmy Packer has blown up and Sid blows up
Fooooooty Chat
Queensland bids farewell to the sport of rugby league, serial mad rooter Dr Edelesten retires the cherry and yellow suits,…
It Got Loose
We preview Origin 1, the Tigers force the Panthers into a rebuild and Peter V’Landys admits that he was wrrr…wrrr…wrrr…
The Penrith Origin Team
Blues Selectors name Penrith, Cronulla dine out on Nachos and the NRL crap their dacks over AFL massive crowds in…
RIP Immortal
We visit the Lady Garden Fitness Centre, the wheels are falling off at Canberra and we farewell immortal Lorrae Desmond.
Sex-Fact-A-Palooza
The NRLs Sin Bin Round a roaring success, Adam Reynolds loves a challenge more than Nick Cotric and we launch…
The Drill Down 2021
The Bulldogs are 6 inches deep in tears, the Bunnies cant win the comp, but the Sharks still can and…