With the Olympics in full swing, the podcast puts together its best 10 Wire players to compete in a Decathlon. A refreshing change sees Sam frame his shitistics precisely, unlike the framework of his bay window. Dennis decides a gay anthem pop song fits perfectly to the beat of Warrington’s new star George Williams, and Rob discovers just how many pixels make up Matt Davis on a 4K TV. Plus, there’s a mermaid aboard the HMS HJ, game reviews, referee calamities, and sex with Dave Woods on a desert island. Enjoy.